Series: Stories in the Absurd by D.P Payne📕Reviewed📕

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PARCHED by Gwyn McNamee writing as DP Payne is #LIVE


A wendigo controlled by a curse. An insatiable mystery woman. One sexy, crazy ride.

Greed. For the last 4,000 years, it’s been my curse.

Every day, I live with the repercussions of the terrible choices I made.

I thought I’d seen it all…then a black aura crosses my path.

The beautiful woman it belongs to sends my world into a tailspin.

She gets under my skin, hypnotizing me with her adventurous and kinky nature. I almost forget I know nothing about her.

Thinking with the wrong head can certainly get a man in trouble, but in this case, it could mean an end worse than my curse.

***Parched contains content for those 18 years and older only. It is crazy, over-the-top, and kinky. If you don’t enjoy steamy and sometimes raunchy scenes, this book probably isn’t for you. Skip to Cursed, book two, which is considerably tamer but still very steamy, and start there. These are stand-alones so you can pick up any of the books in any order.


D.P. Payne comes out swinging with her first book. I am a huge paranormal reader and I enjoyed this one.

We get a wendigo named Waylon and everything is from his point of view, which I really enjoyed. Waylon is hungry and finds a woman with an aura that is black. Never before has anyone heard of it. But Waylon wants her, not for it but for her.
This is a great novella and was happy to read it.



CURSED by Gwyn McNamee writing as DP Payne is #LIVE
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A cursed pharaoh. A determined archaeologist. Three days to find true love.

The dank depths of the Egyptian ruins reveal something I’ve been searching for my entire adult life—the tomb of the mysterious pharaoh, Nebtawyre Mentuhotep IV.

And somehow, the sexy king steps from his sarcophagus very much alive.

Lust soon overpowers reason as I fall down the rabbit hole with Wyre.

He claims me completely—my mind, body, and soul.

We only have three days to break a 4,000-year-old curse placed on him by his crazy ex.

If we don’t, he’ll return to his tomb and take my heart with him.


I think this is my favorite one so far.

We get a pharaoh that just can’t keep it in his pants. When his wife finds him screwing someone else (again) she puts a curse on him. He is only allowed to wake up every 27 years for 3 days to find his forever love. Needless to say, Wyre doesn’t take it too seriously the first couple thousand years. So when he wakes up this time, he expects it to be just like always.

Moira has been looking for the tomb of Nebtawyre Mentuhotep IV for a while now. But when she finds it she never expected him to look so alive. When Moira learns of the curse neither of them takes it as she could be the love of his life. But they do make the most of it.

I really liked this story. We also get to see the couple from the last book, although you don’t have to have read it to understand this book. 🙂

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A haunted mansion. A sexy ghost. A contractor determined to fix both.

Buying and renovating the old plantation house seems like a great idea. The fact that it’s supposedly haunted by the spirit of a murdered prostitute is a minor oversight.

I don’t believe in that crap anyway.

But after a late-night rendezvous with a sexy spirit elicits a very real nocturnal emission from me, I have to rethink my belief in poltergeists…and love.

The intoxicating woman who has been trapped here for over a century casts a spell over me with her humor, courage, and passion.

I have to do something to free her from her ethereal prison.

But will my actions break her metaphysical chains, or will they release something darker into my new home?

All books in the Supernatural Love Stories in the Absurd Series are stand-alone and can be read in any order.


Although this one had me laughing out loud I didn’t enjoy this one as much as the other two before. As with the other two books that D.P. has written this one is also novella size, insta love story.

Margot is pretty fun and funny for a ghost, but I guess you have to be after so many years being stuck in one place. But when she sees Blake, for once she doesn’t want them to leave.

Blake is at the house to restore it to its natural glory. But he is not from around there so he has no idea the house he bought is hunted. When he starts hearing weird things he thinks he is going nuts.

Payne brings a ghost story to life.

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A legend under the surface. A woman obsessed. A destined love.

Returning to Loch Ness means coming home in more ways than one.

The monster exists. I’ve seen him. Visions of the beast haunt my dreams and waking hours.

I need to get back to the loch. To him.

When he rises from the water again, I watch him shift into a sexy Highlander right before my eyes, and everything I think I know evaporates.

He’s so much more than I imagined.

A magical attraction between us leads down a path of ancient curses, family lore, and to an unmistakable love.

But will it be enough to keep him human, or will he return to the murky depths with my heart?

REVIEW  ⭐️⭐️⭐️

This one was probably my least favorite. Although it is an inspiring story I mean who would think to do a story about the Lochness monster. And the story has some interesting twists in it. I just felt like it was to short. All of these stories are novella size, and I get that. But for some weird reason, this one seemed to short.

I would recommend this series although they are all standalone and can be read in any order!

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